Today’s Jokes

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beans stalk.

5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!